Mar
29
2006
0

The Problem With Terra Chips

These are the vegetable chips, of course. I'm digging on their new zesty tomato style which are all orange and deep red and such.

The only trouble is when you eat all the really nice looking chips off the top. If you then peer into the bag you're thinking, "Wait…are these chips? Or potpourri?"

This is the shit I think about at four in the morning. And how was your day?

Written by Widge in: Insomnia | Tags: , ,
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