So, Ken sent me this.

And while I absolutely agree in the concept of equal time for all candidates, I think the solution to this is to give exactly what is called for: equal time.

Comedy Central should be willing to provide a timeslot for a satirical talk show that any candidate is welcome to host, as long as he does so in character.

Same thing with Fred Thompson. Any candidate should be given a show on NBC where they play a D.A. There's enough cop shows where this would be possible. Hell, you could almost do that with Law & Orders.

See? Problem solved. Somebody pay me.