Posted on 06.08.07 by Widge @ 6:29 pm
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Posted on 06.17.06 by Widge @ 5:33 pm
Parents of New York, I agree with you. I think this is an extremely important issue. After all, as long as your kids are getting a crummy public education, they might as well be able to call you and tell you about it during the course of the day. Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 05.29.06 by Widge @ 12:02 am
We were in the neighborhood and I was intrigued to see what sort of Apple store could draw people to line up to get in when it opened. The answer? The thing that makes it so special? It's underground. And you enter through a cube-like thing above-ground. And…that's about it. Otherwise it's just got the same stuff your local Apple store has…but ten times as much of it. So unless you're going to be dying for some new earbuds at four in the morning on Thanksgiving, I've now saved you the trip. You're welcome. Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 05.28.06 by Widge @ 11:42 pm
I counted no fewer than seventeen pirate DVDs of The DaVinci Code for sale on the streets of New York–every single guy with pirate discs spread out on a blanket or tarp had a few. And that was just over two or three blocks. So piracy has fucked Hollywood yet again! That's why Ron Howard's latest has had an abysmal… …what's that? The movie's made over $136 million to date domestically? Wait, and more than $288 million internationally? Really? Oh. Hell. Never mind. Filed under: General BS
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John Robinson is a writer of prose, poetry and comics who also writes under
the pseudonym of Widgett Walls.
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