Right here. Scroll down to the bit about sharks.
A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack. Now, if you're chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.
Well put. Found via Cephalopodcast.
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