My First Comic?
Posted on 01.12.08 by Widge @ 2:11 pm

You know, Dan Goodsell posted this over on his website–his first comic book.

And I thought for some time that I remembered my first comic. It was in a drugstore, back when they still had comics–remember "Hey Kids, Comics!" Remember those wire metal racks? When you would flip towards the back to find the ones that weren't fucked up and creased by people flipping towards the back to find the ones that weren't fucked up and creased? Or were you someone like me who was a considerate member of the comics buying community and very cautiously flipped back?

Anyway, it was a Justice League of America comic. I remember it was one of those annual crossovers with the Justice Society, and I thought the cover was one of those classic setups where one group of characters was rushing in from left and the other was rushing in from right with the inevitable clash in the middle something that was supposedly inside the pages.

What I remember most about it, though, is reading it and recognizing the Justice League characters from the SuperFriends cartoon that I watched religiously (even the shit episodes, and by me saying that probably three or four jumped into your mind). But the Justice Society–the idea that there was a whole separate world out there where the heroes were older (not just older–Batman was dead?!?) and had fought during World War II? Holy crap! From a continuity standpoint I had no clue what was happening, but from a conceptual standpoint I was addicted. Thus, I was introduced to comics and advanced multi-dimensional physics in one sitting.

Oh sure, I'm positive I had read some Harvey comics or Disney comics or something when I was younger–but this–this was something else. This was nitroglycerin, baby. And it started me on my love of the spandex genre and comics in general.

So I decided to try and track down my first comic. Using this cover gallery. With disappointing results.

First, it's hard to distinguish, this far removed from when I was collecting comics on the neurotic level, between comics I bought from the racks and comics I bought later when I was a Collector. Like for example, the 100-page giants–I owned a bunch of those, but I'm certain I bought them later. I'm almost positive, for example, I owned #189 and #190 (the Starro two-parter). But when I acquired them, I have no idea. #191 I don't remember the cover for, but #192 (the start of the Red Tornado origin story) I know I bought from the rack. And then ongoing from there, since I read the Justice Society bit, going back into the Old West and then on through and past the great extra-sized #200.

So what JLA book did I pick up first since I can't find a cover that fits what I knew in my mind? Well, my memory is terrible, especially when you go back that far in my life. Is it possible that I crafted some kind of amalgam ur-comic in my head? Is it possible that #192 was my first comic and I've just mixed up the contents with another comic? That was 1981. I was 8. That sounds about right. I do remember that the copy of #192 in my collection was really shredded. So that makes sense.

But still, I don't know that I'll ever remember for sure. So. There you have it.

What was your first comic? Can you sort out which one it was?

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Oh, If We Only Had a Real Comic Book Site
Posted on 10.15.07 by Widge @ 3:46 pm

I think it's amusing how Heidi on The Beat mentions that the head of Wildstorm took a walk and nobody even bothered to talk about it.

Man, a website that followed the comics industry and did so with a view towards A) actually covering the industry beyond just the latest title gossip, 2) not kissing the asses of the Big Two and III) giving the industry some tough love? What a great idea. Oh, wait we tried that.

Anyway, I would love to do something like that on Needcoffee. I don't have the time to do it myself, though. If anybody would like to play in that sandbox, let me know.

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Today's Random Shite
Posted on 07.26.07 by Widge @ 2:02 am

The Format gave a great show. They even ended up by smacking the living crap out of Van Morrison's "Caravan." One of the best live covers I've been witness to since Tracy Chapman and her band tore the hell out of "Proud Mary" several years back.

I realize all the bands are all buddy-buddy and all, but the first two bands were strictly Big Spring Jam material. Honorary Title has a great lead singer but when they dwindle to a three-piece they tend to waste him.

Although if there's one thing I don't miss about being in a band, it's coming home smelling like a fucking ashtray.

On the comic side of things, Y #57 made me forgive Vaughan for the part of the series where it wandered off course. Suddenly Yorick goes from the Last Man to Everyman. Wow. Nice.

And Kirkman confused the hell out of me with the latest issue of Walking Dead. Something nice happened for once? The world makes no sense anymore.

I owe Karl a response. Soon enough.

More later. For now, the coffin calls me.

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Watch This Man's Actions
Posted on 02.02.07 by Widge @ 4:52 am

Stumbled across an interview I did with Joe "The Quessiah" Quesada for a long dead site called The Last Comic Site. This was a few years back before, I think, even Ultimate Fantastic Four was announced. Milligan's X-Force had just kind of taken off. I thought this was interesting and wanted to share.

W: Backing up a second to the subject of death, because one of the things in our Last Comic Site manifesto was that death is final, and I know I'd read some other interviews where you talked about that death have meaning, like with—I think the examples were Colossus and Karen Page, that you wanted them to stay dead.

JQ: Yes.

W: And I've got to tell you, that as a fan, when I read the issue when Colossus died, I thought it was handled really well, and I thought "Wow—that’s amazing!" And then I thought in the back of my head, "You know, they’re just going to bring him back when they run out of ideas." And then the next issue, he's cremated, and I'm still thinking, "Well, it's Marvel—they’re going to bring him back…" I mean, what do you say to a fan like me who's been burned before to make me feel better about something like that?

JQ: The only think I can say to you is to just watch our actions. I think Marvel is dealing with a lot more consistencies today than we ever have. We're saying things and we're sticking by them. You know, we tell you that X-Force is really new and different, and it's really new and different. I mean, we're trying to be as up front with our product as possible, and again, you know when I talk about it, you know, I've quantified this. I've said, "There's death in comics, and then there's meaningful death in comics. And Karen Page was meaningful. Colossus was meaningful. The minute you bring those characters back, you cheapen everything that happened in that story. So if you’re going to tell that story, tell that story, and be prepared—I'm not going to let you bring that character back. Then, of course, there's the traditional comic book death, which is, you know, the bad guy jumps off a ledge and you know, you look down and he's gone and you presume, "Well, he’s dead." But you know, it's the bad guy, the villain kind of death, and you know he's going to be back. And I'll let those go, but I'll be honest with you—I want to see fewer and fewer of those kinds of endings, because it's a cheap way out, for a writer to do that. So I want, I want there to be a reason that if this character is going to die, it's got to be meaningful, and it's got to do something to drive the Marvel universe forward.

Quesada was a nice guy. I appreciated him taking the time to talk to me. Far as I know, he's still a nice guy. I think Marvel's irreparably damaged at this point, but regardless. The point I wanted to make is that, based on this, at some point, Colossus was downgraded from "meaningful" death to "cheap" death. So roger that.

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Important for Comics: Know Your Audience
Posted on 05.14.06 by Widge @ 5:47 am

I've been bitching a lot recently about the trend for comics to be a lot more mature than they should be. When looking through a recent Wizard article (which is my one guilty pleasure mag purchase–I don't know why I still buy the goddamn things) about the upcoming big "shakeout" that 52 is supposed to bring to the DCU, I was stunned about how much death, suffering and sex was involved.

I was reminded of this when I read the latest Comic Shop News. Here's Gail Simone talking about her upcoming Secret Six limited series, the follow-on to Villains United, which had an entire issue where the main characters were tortured:

"Plus, one of DC's most famous villains gets naked. In fact, lots of people get naked. Sometimes with each other…"

And it finally sank home. The reason why DC doesn't need to put a Mature Readers tag on comics that feature rape, murder, mutilations and torture, is because only mature readers read this shit. No kids pick up DC Comics anymore. When was the last time, honestly, you saw a kid with a DC comic in their hand? Or a Marvel comic, for that matter?

It's not that I mind characters getting nekkid. But do you remember when that was reserved for Vertigo? Instead, it's all over the DCU now. For all the whisperings about Wildstorm getting put into the DCU, I'm surprised they haven't dropped Vertigo altogether. After all, can you tell any difference between the imprint and the mothership?

Gail Simone knows she's writing for aging fanboys who have long wanted to see Cheetah and Catwoman mud wrestle naked. So sure, why not call it "Villains Gone Wild!" Comics have given up on trying to get an audience that will outlast this generation. So party while you can, people. Enjoy how cutting edge and daring you're being. You're digging the industry's grave.

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Content #2 is Going Online
Posted on 02.21.06 by Widge @ 3:21 am

Gia-Bao Tran is putting up a page a week from the new Content #2. I talked about the previous issue here. Click Comics on the left hand side of the screen (lower part of a guy's face) and check out the goodness.

You see, online comics should work like that: Tran can write and draw. To quote a wise man: I weep in my soul.

To drown my sorrows, here's Page 9 of Next Wave Issue 4, courtesy of my non-artistic ass.

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Comic News
Posted on 02.05.06 by Widge @ 12:07 am

So there I was flipping through my copy of Kevin Smith's Wizard when I came across some news:

Grant Morrison is apparently taking over The Authority with Gene Ha. If it's the Morrison that wrote Marvel Boy and the first half of what devolved into the X-Arc from WTFville, then we're in business. But considering how that arc ended up, we're probably all doomed.

Garth Ennis is doing a Midnighter title with Chris Sprouse, so that's excellent news. Ennis has a fine eye for balancing the ha-ha with the kicksplode.

I still say the dream-team for Authority is Andy Diggle and Jock. But c'est la guerre.

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New Next Wave Material Online
Posted on 01.21.06 by Widge @ 3:37 am

Well, it's new to you…Issue #4 was half-finished when I pulled the plug on Next Wave the first time around. So you're seeing pages I wrote over five years ago. Pleased as hell to finally be putting them online. So enjoy.

In music news, discovered and recommend to you Tom Vek and his song "C-C" (found here) along with Carpark North's "Human" (found here).

The latter song starts off sounding like something odd from the 80s, but just bear with it.

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Spoiler Observation on Infinite Crisis #2
Posted on 11.20.05 by Widge @ 5:05 am

The Earth-2 Superman decides that at the end of Crisis on Infinite Earths they thought they were doing the right thing, but they saved the wrong Earth and have thus potentially doomed the DCU.

Basically, this means the only way they have to save themselves now is to burst forth into our world and raze the offices of DC Comics to the ground.

If that's how the final issue of this series plays out, I will give Geoff Johns a dollar and declare that all is forgiven.

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