Apr
05
2006
0

Britney Spears Loves Rock and Roll?

I've heard it and I still can't believe it. Are you fucking kidding? Britney Spears loves rock and roll as equally as she loves good taste, another thing she's never been properly introduced to.

I almost feel sorry for her, since for a fleeting picosecond she was Something instead of what she is now, which is I Can't Believe It's Not Xtina.

I just can't get over that cover song. Sade could have rocked that song with more oomph backed only by Tiny Tim on ukelele–and he's dead.

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Mar
28
2006
2

Now Fear This

I'm sure everyone's heard about the nude Britney Spears statue in which she's on a bear rug giving birth, right?

I originally had no reaction to this, but now I've been struck by a disturbing thought: what happens, after the apocalypse, when our descendants have built a religion around this damn thing?

"ALL HAIL THE BEAR FERTILITY GODDESS!"

Puts that bayou scene in Call of Cthulhu to shame, doesn't it?

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