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Posted on 04.05.06 by Widge @ 11:52 pm
I've heard it and I still can't believe it. Are you fucking kidding? Britney Spears loves rock and roll as equally as she loves good taste, another thing she's never been properly introduced to. I almost feel sorry for her, since for a fleeting picosecond she was Something instead of what she is now, which is I Can't Believe It's Not Xtina. I just can't get over that cover song. Sade could have rocked that song with more oomph backed only by Tiny Tim on ukelele–and he's dead. Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 03.28.06 by Widge @ 2:49 pm
I'm sure everyone's heard about the nude Britney Spears statue in which she's on a bear rug giving birth, right? I originally had no reaction to this, but now I've been struck by a disturbing thought: what happens, after the apocalypse, when our descendants have built a religion around this damn thing? "ALL HAIL THE BEAR FERTILITY GODDESS!" Puts that bayou scene in Call of Cthulhu to shame, doesn't it? Filed under: General BS
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John Robinson is a writer of prose, poetry and comics who also writes under
the pseudonym of Widgett Walls.
This is my latest book. Short stories written especially for you, or at least someone who reminded me a lot of you at the time.
