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12.06.07 by Widge @ 3:49 am
This spam just in… Subject Line: "Wish your male part was larger" Body of the e-mail: "Grinning Ear to Ear , Does it satisfy her? ." Well, let's see. If my male part was grinning ear to ear that would imply that it had a mouth and a pair of ears and it would probably make her scream and scream and scream. In a terrified fashion, as opposed to a "ooh baby baby" fashion. But if she was into that sort of thing then I guess it would satisfy her. But considering that "that sort of thing" would be a scary anthropomorphic schlong, then I don't know many women who would be into it. So. As you were. Taggification: penis-enlargement, slight-wtf, spam Filed under: General BS
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John Robinson is a writer of prose, poetry and comics who also writes under
the pseudonym of Widgett Walls.
This is my latest book. Short stories written especially for you, or at least someone who reminded me a lot of you at the time.
You forget, that mouth would have a tongue. Also, if it could hum, the mind bobbles at the possibilities.
Comment by ScottC — December 6, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
Well, that is true, however there's although teeth with a mouth. And that's something out of Clive Barker right there. And then there's the ears sticking out on either side which, um, ruin the thing's aerodynamics, shall we say.
Comment by Widge — December 6, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
For a moment there I was thinking 'male part' was referring to a role in a movie or something, so of course one would wish it were larger. And then 'she' would be happier because with a larger part you'd be on set for longer, and would bring home more money, so of course she'd be more satisified. Boom boom.
Comment by Jones — December 6, 2007 @ 3:16 pm