Wish Your Male Part Was Larger
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Subject Line: "Wish your male part was larger"
Body of the e-mail: "Grinning Ear to Ear , Does it satisfy her? ."
Well, let's see. If my male part was grinning ear to ear that would imply that it had a mouth and a pair of ears and it would probably make her scream and scream and scream. In a terrified fashion, as opposed to a "ooh baby baby" fashion.
But if she was into that sort of thing then I guess it would satisfy her. But considering that "that sort of thing" would be a scary anthropomorphic schlong, then I don't know many women who would be into it. So.
As you were.
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You forget, that mouth would have a tongue. Also, if it could hum, the mind bobbles at the possibilities.
Well, that is true, however there's although teeth with a mouth. And that's something out of Clive Barker right there. And then there's the ears sticking out on either side which, um, ruin the thing's aerodynamics, shall we say.
For a moment there I was thinking 'male part' was referring to a role in a movie or something, so of course one would wish it were larger. And then 'she' would be happier because with a larger part you'd be on set for longer, and would bring home more money, so of course she'd be more satisified. Boom boom.