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Posted on 02.28.07 by Widge @ 1:01 pm
Uncle Warren points out that MySpace is watching my ass very closely, apparently… Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 02.14.07 by Widge @ 5:07 am
I was just flipping through some pre-One Year Later issues of Green Arrow. Here's my question: is it possible to have a page with Doctor Light in it where he doesn't remind us that he's a rapist? It almost gets this bad: Street Vendor: Say, mister, would you like a ice cream cone? Doctor Light: Hmmm, yes. It melts just like the innocence of Sue Dibny after I RAPED HER. I mean honestly. This shit is horrible. Filed under: Ranting
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Posted on 02.12.07 by Widge @ 1:01 pm
Their tag line for their movie, Shut Up & Sing is this: SHUT UP & SING illustrates that freedom of speech is fine… as long as it's not exercised in public. Is there any better illustration of the fact that free speech works in this country than three chicks who are so blatantly unaware of how free speech works who make a documentary showing off their ignorance? The way the Dixie Chicks think free speech works, apparently, is that by me using my right to free speech to criticize them for using their right to free speech, I am somehow usurping their right to free speech. Their definition of free speech apparently is the ability to say whatever you want and not get criticized. Does this qualify as irony at all? P.S. "God bless them," for those that don't know, translates from Southern into English as "They're so stupid." Filed under: Ranting
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Posted on 02.11.07 by Widge @ 5:55 pm
An e-mail in which I am told: Warren Zevon has posted a new comment about you on MySpace! Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 02.02.07 by Widge @ 5:51 am
Is it truly possible to do both things at once? According to The Neil, it's possible. Therefore: Penn Jillette. Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 02.02.07 by Widge @ 4:52 am
Stumbled across an interview I did with Joe "The Quessiah" Quesada for a long dead site called The Last Comic Site. This was a few years back before, I think, even Ultimate Fantastic Four was announced. Milligan's X-Force had just kind of taken off. I thought this was interesting and wanted to share.
Quesada was a nice guy. I appreciated him taking the time to talk to me. Far as I know, he's still a nice guy. I think Marvel's irreparably damaged at this point, but regardless. The point I wanted to make is that, based on this, at some point, Colossus was downgraded from "meaningful" death to "cheap" death. So roger that. Filed under: General BS
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Posted on 02.02.07 by Widge @ 12:37 am
Read the whole thing, including the links. Yes, it's about the whole Aqua Teen idiocy. A couple of points to make: 5. The FCC can't pull a private cable network's license, Mayor Hyperbole McFuckwit. You shouldn't have told him that, amigo. Now he's going to push for some way of making that reality. Government folks want absolute power like Stephen Colbert wants to control reality via Wikipedia. Sidebar: ten years ago we would have truly thought that "Wikipedia" was some kind of silly-named device used to take over/destroy the world. Omegahedron, anyone? And from the ToonZone editorial he links to: The government's handling of this situation has proven incompetent at best. Why am I a borderline anarchist? Because in this world, that statement is applicable every single day. Think about it. When's the last time you looked at something the government did and went, "Hey, you know what? Wow. I wouldn't have changed a single thing about that. Goddamn, that was slick." Instead, that same line can be used for: border security, airport security, port security, the war in Iraq, Katrina, the national budget, respect for the Constitution especially free speech, and on and on and on. Go ahead, try it: think of something, and that line just fits doesn't it? We need that line on billboards. Also, people keep talking about the other cities in which the campaign was based and how only Boston freaked, but I wonder how many people actually called in a freakout? I think–and this is based on the normal amount of hysteria that's in the air (liquids on planes, anyone?)–that the other cities were a phone call away from doing the same thing. Filed under: Ranting
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John Robinson is a writer of prose, poetry and comics who also writes under
the pseudonym of Widgett Walls.
This is my latest book. Short stories written especially for you, or at least someone who reminded me a lot of you at the time.