…you conservative whackjobs who are not, in fact, conservative, since legislating morality (or at least attempting to) undermines the very idea of that title…

…but vaccines that prevent STDs do nothing, absolutely nothing, to increase the amount of fucking in the world. It's going to happen no matter what you do. Human beings are animals and animals have a innate need to find things and hump them senseless. If you want to risk cervical cancer in your own daughters, fine, you have control over them until they're eighteen (although not as much control as you think–I guarantee a lot of your promised-to-stay-virgin daughters have already broken that promise more than once). But fuck off and leave everybody else's daughters alone, would you? Some of us actually aren't deluded into thinking that we have more than one life, and we'd like to live ours in the way we please. Okay? Okay.

Go handle a serpent or something. Or better yet, go handle your own serpent. It would do you some good. If you can still remember where it is on your anatomy.

All this kicked off by Instapundit.