Aug
29
2006

I Have Something I Need to Get Off My Chest.

There is no such thing as a "boneless chicken wing." Wings have bones.

Without bones, they are merely wing-shaped chicken fingers.

So, you know, you're not fooling anybody.

4 Comments »

  • Chickens don't have boneless wings. Chickens don't have fingers and they certainly don't have nuggets! However, if you get Ronald McDonald behind the thing that doesn't exist, THEN you have created Chicken McNuggets and Chicken McNuggets, my friends, are VERY REAL.

  • Are wings really necessary to fly, boneless or otherwise?

  • Widge says:

    Ronald McDonald is secretly behind all things that don't exist. He and that scary-ass Burger King are really pulling the strings. But you didn't hear that from me.

  • Unidentified Madman says:

    I'm tellin' they're both being played by that bitch Wendy! Bravo for her.

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