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08.29.06 by Widge @ 11:46 pm
There is no such thing as a "boneless chicken wing." Wings have bones. Without bones, they are merely wing-shaped chicken fingers. So, you know, you're not fooling anybody. Taggification: chicken, chicken-fingers, chicken-wings, now-youre-a-law-oh-yeah, tastes-like-chicken Filed under: General BS
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John Robinson is a writer of prose, poetry and comics who also writes under
the pseudonym of Widgett Walls.
This is my latest book. Short stories written especially for you, or at least someone who reminded me a lot of you at the time.
Chickens don't have boneless wings. Chickens don't have fingers and they certainly don't have nuggets! However, if you get Ronald McDonald behind the thing that doesn't exist, THEN you have created Chicken McNuggets and Chicken McNuggets, my friends, are VERY REAL.
Comment by Jennifer Knight — August 30, 2006 @ 2:23 am
Are wings really necessary to fly, boneless or otherwise?
Comment by Jennifer Knight — August 30, 2006 @ 2:24 am
Ronald McDonald is secretly behind all things that don't exist. He and that scary-ass Burger King are really pulling the strings. But you didn't hear that from me.
Comment by Widge — August 30, 2006 @ 2:33 am
I'm tellin' they're both being played by that bitch Wendy! Bravo for her.
Comment by Unidentified Madman — August 30, 2006 @ 8:44 pm