We were in the neighborhood and I was intrigued to see what sort of Apple store could draw people to line up to get in when it opened.

The answer? The thing that makes it so special?

It's underground. And you enter through a cube-like thing above-ground.

And…that's about it. Otherwise it's just got the same stuff your local Apple store has…but ten times as much of it.

So unless you're going to be dying for some new earbuds at four in the morning on Thanksgiving, I've now saved you the trip. You're welcome.