When you're wandering through a Wal-Mart looking for an item and you've just gone into the outside garden area because someone "saw them out there last time," that is exactly the wrong moment for a Muzak version of the "Twilight Zone" theme to start playing over the fucking PA system.
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I've never heard that on the PA, but lately ours has been playing The Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Less Muzak. It's bizarre, but not unwelcome.
I say it serves us right for going to Wal-Mart in the first place. Just a sign that we shouldn't be there.