Now Fear This
Posted on 03.28.06 by Widge @ 2:49 pm

I'm sure everyone's heard about the nude Britney Spears statue in which she's on a bear rug giving birth, right?

I originally had no reaction to this, but now I've been struck by a disturbing thought: what happens, after the apocalypse, when our descendants have built a religion around this damn thing?

"ALL HAIL THE BEAR FERTILITY GODDESS!"

Puts that bayou scene in Call of Cthulhu to shame, doesn't it?


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  1. Gah! "The Color Out of Billboard." Terrifying stuff indeed.

    Comment by Doc — March 28, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

  2. Great, so the future will have monks chanting the lyrics to "Oops I Did it Again". Bleah.

    Comment by ScottC — March 29, 2006 @ 7:47 am

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