Now that the Pope has an iPod (a white one, naturally–although I would have laughed my ass off if he had gotten the U2 "limited" edition), wouldn't it be hilarious if he went the way of Sen. Ted Stevens from Alaska and started giving the RIAA and MPAA grief about what he can and can't have on there…

"What do they mean I can't tear Snoop Dogg songs to this thing? Who do they think they are?"

"That's rip, your eminence."

"Oh whatever. I want an answer. Get me an answer."

I want to see some cardinals sued for file sharing. I want this. Ungawa! Make it so.

Music Postscript: Trimbal's "They Gave an Inch". Found via Largehearted Boy. Why can't I stop laughing?

Update: I really appreciate Engadget's headline on this.