Dec
27
2005

The Frustrating Search for 2006 Calendars

It's about this time that we realize: oh shit, we need a new calendar for the kitchen.

The following entities/franchises/whatevers do not have 2006 wall calendars, as near as I can tell, and should, what the hell? I would buy any of these.

  • Clive Barker's Imajica (yes, he has a calendar of art–doesn't count–I want this one)
  • Wayne Barlowe
  • Hieronymus Bosch
  • Neil Gaiman (not even a Sandman one for this year?)
  • Ricky Jay (based on his collections)
  • Jon J. Muth
  • Peter Jackson Games' Munchkin
  • The filmography of George Romero
  • Bill Sienkiewicz
  • Sin City (I mean, Jesus, there's a Hellboy 2006 calendar!)
  • A Song of Ice and Fire
  • Weird deep sea animals
  • Gahan Wilson
  • Robert Anton Wilson
  • Michael Zulli

Luckily there's an Amano calendar one can import from Japan. So I think we should be covered.

Written by Widge in: General BS | Tags: ,

4 Comments »

  • ScottC says:

    If you have a color printer, make you own.

  • Widge says:

    Most calendars cost $10. My time is worth more than the time it would take to make my own calendar. And regardless, I don't have a color printer.

  • Widge says:

    And for the record, it was worth my time to bitch about it here, because imagine all the crazy Google searches that will lead people here now. Hoobah.

  • Morphine says:

    Barnes and Nobles has an Outhouses calendar. I had it a few years ago and it rocks. Gets all sorts of odd looks from the office dwellers.

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