It's about this time that we realize: oh shit, we need a new calendar for the kitchen.

The following entities/franchises/whatevers do not have 2006 wall calendars, as near as I can tell, and should, what the hell? I would buy any of these.

• Clive Barker's Imajica (yes, he has a calendar of art–doesn't count–I want this one)
• Wayne Barlowe
• Hieronymus Bosch
• Neil Gaiman (not even a Sandman one for this year?)
• Ricky Jay (based on his collections)
• Jon J. Muth
• Peter Jackson Games' Munchkin
• The filmography of George Romero
• Bill Sienkiewicz
• Sin City (I mean, Jesus, there's a Hellboy 2006 calendar!)
• A Song of Ice and Fire
• Weird deep sea animals
• Gahan Wilson
• Robert Anton Wilson
• Michael Zulli

Luckily there's an Amano calendar one can import from Japan. So I think we should be covered.

Okay, all the audio files I've created for my stuff (and in some cases, other people's stuff) is now linked up in one place here for your dancing and dining pleasure. Any updates to that page I'll post here, so fear not.

Also, in a few days http://audio.onetusk.com will be pointing there as well for convenience's sake.

Huzzah.

Hope everybody's having a lovely Xmas with the family-types with a minimal degree of bloodshed.

This is a headsup to let you know that Something Else, which was previously housed in a LiveJournal, has been moved here on the premises and can be found at http://somethingelse.onetusk.com. All forty-six previous episodes have been ported over, and Episode 47 is now online. All future episodes will be hitting there. The Season 2 closer will appear in January, and then Season 3 should start shortly thereafter.

When I go bowling for Jesus tonight I'll tell Him you all said hi.

Excellent article on procrastination. I feel better, anyway.

Overkill is my second novel. I will be posting it online chapter by chapter in a new One Tusk blog here.

You can either subscribe to that RSS feed or if you want to keep abreast of everything I'm doing just stay tuned to this station. Everything I post will get an alert on here as well. Enjoy.

In a few decades, the government goes from protecting you from a fake drug that could kill you to keeping you from helpful drugs because they might make you want to exercise less. Because you're too stupid to make your own decisions.

Let this be the government's character note.

Update: More on that thought here.