Because I can, I've recorded a reading of the first part of H.P. Lovecraft's story. Should have the other two parts finished by Monday. Any strange pronunciations are definitely my fault. I can see where making a silent film adaptation of the story (like the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society's incredibly excellent one (full review is forthcoming)) has the lovely by-product that you don't have to actually speak words like this aloud. Egad, people.