On the way in from the airport, a guy in an SUV ahead of us stuck a red plastic horn out of his window, put the other end to his mouth and gave three jubilant blasts that sounded like a tuba with tolerable heartburn.

And my reaction was simply: well, yes, of course.

As a necessary aside, why isn't there a NYC driving sim? Or is there? And I'm not talking Crazy Taxi. But nothing would put together skills like evasion, racing, and strategy like that game would.