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07.14.05 by Widge @ 5:20 pm
Ken tried to sing "Old Man River," and then commented that it doesn't work unless sung by a bass. So I gave it a try. He said, no, that I'm a turkey bass. So it still doesn't work. I said that I was a second bass, so I can hit the notes. He said, no, turkey bass = white guy. As promised, I am posting this revelation for the world to see. Or at least the three people who read this site. Filed under: Travel
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John Robinson is a writer of prose, poetry and comics who also writes under
the pseudonym of Widgett Walls.
This is my latest book. Short stories written especially for you, or at least someone who reminded me a lot of you at the time.
Could be worst, you could be a turkey baster.
Comment by ScottC — July 14, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
I'm just frightened that the two of you were singing that song… that vision will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life, and I wasn't even there…
Comment by cosette — July 15, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
Four.
Comment by Elaine — July 15, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
Thanks, Elaine, but I meant the ones I don't pay. Wait, shit, I've said too much.
Comment by Widge — July 15, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
Oh. OK. Check came Friday, btw. Thankee!
Comment by Elaine — July 17, 2005 @ 1:27 pm