May
18
2005

Under Construction

I'm playing around with the layout of this place for the next couple of days. So if it looks like a bomb went off, just wait five minutes and come back.

As much as I liked the clean front page, I really needed to get links to my writing up here, hence two-column now. Those are the reason I have this damn place online in the first place.

In the meantime, I offer up this: the 11 o'clock news sucks. I'm sick to damn death of stuff like: "Are your venetian blinds secretly giving you and your children leprosy? Tune in tonight for our Eyewitness Action Report!"

To which I must respond, "If my venetian blinds are going to make pieces of my body fall off and condemn me to being the protagonist in a Stephen R. Donaldson series, then you damn well better tell me NOW. Don't make me drive down there."

Anyway. I'm tired. How are you?

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Widge in his Overlook Hotel shirt

This is me.

No, really.

I am a writer, poet, spoken word performer, actor, singer, improviser, content creation and idea machine, freelance iconoclast, and the internet's janitor that dispenses pop culture wisdom to the protagonist of your choice. I have seen too many movies, read too many comic books, and when the zombies finally come, I'm the one you want to call. I sure as hell won't answer the phone, but it's the thought that counts. I advise people on the net, websites and technology, because I know these things instead of having a life or sleeping.

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