I'm sure everyone's heard about the nude Britney Spears statue in which she's on a bear rug giving birth, right?
I originally had no reaction to this, but now I've been struck by a disturbing thought: what happens, after the apocalypse, when our descendants have built a religion around this damn thing?
"ALL HAIL THE BEAR FERTILITY GODDESS!"
Puts that bayou scene in Call of Cthulhu to shame, doesn't it?
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Gah! "The Color Out of Billboard." Terrifying stuff indeed.
Great, so the future will have monks chanting the lyrics to "Oops I Did it Again". Bleah.